Cough 036 - [Accidental Video]

[haori]

[The PCD turned on to Ukitake in his garden, busy trimming his precious bonsai tree before two blurs flashed across the screen; one was orange, the other, green. In the flurry of their movement, several carefully aimed kunai streaked forward, aiming to pin Ukitake where he stood and before he could even think to put up a kidou barrier or draw his zanpakutou, it was too late. The kunai snagged multiple parts of his clothing and he was trapped against the tree, unable to move to free himself.]

Y-Yoruichi?! And Urahara-san too!

[Kami, this was turning into a bad day. Especially if the matching grins on their faces were anything to go by.]

What is going on?!

[Mischievous smirk widening, Urahara drew his sword.]

My apologies, Ukitake-taichou, so please don’t take this personally~!

[And with a couple quick strokes, pieces of fabric went flying into the air before the shopkeeper finally stepped back to study his handy-work.]

Shall we go for the bottom too, Yoruichi-san~?

N-No!

[Yoruichi gave a nod, looking from Kisuke back to Ukitake]

We should. It’ll be easier that way.

Since Yoruichi-san insists...

[And soon, too soon for Ukitake, the white-haired captain was standing almost completely naked, with only a few scraps of clothing judiciously left behind to secure him to the tree.

And his precious bonsai tree, freshly pruned, protected the viewers from staring at anything too incriminating.]

[ooc:  Yay, more colors!  Ukitake is blue, Urahara is green, and Yoruichi is purple.]

Comments

[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

U-Ukita-

[He knows that voice as Urahara's, and looks... puzzled and slightly amused.]

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[haori]

I wish I could say I were surprised.

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[general-mustang.livejournal.com]

Even in the face of something so drastic?

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[nimquesse.livejournal.com]

[Okay just give her a second and let her think on whether to help or leave him there.]

[Offline]

[mere_shopkeeper]

[If she did decide to go and help, she'd find him and Yoruichi gone and a little tag around Ukitake's neck that said...

For: Rinoa-chan~♥!]

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[haori]

[...Ohai, koibito. Nothing out of the ordinary to see here. Ukitake can't see you right now. His tree is blocking the view.]

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[nimquesse.livejournal.com]

[Clears her throat a bit.]

Ahem....I guess I will go help you...

[hits-then-heals.livejournal.com]

U-Ukitake-san?

[Not every day you see nearly naked men stuck to trees.]

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[haori]

Ah, Sakura-chan. If these are your kunai, I apologize for the trouble.

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[hits-then-heals.livejournal.com]

Oh, no I don't think they're mine.

A-are you alright? Do you need some help getting free? I wonder why Yoruichi-san would do this...

[heartofalion]

[Have a smirk]

You need some help?

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[haori]

[Ohai. Don't mind the weirdness.]

Rinoa has decided to come to my rescue.

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[heartofalion]

I'm glad to see you're being rescued.

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[scarysnakelady]

[Anko likes this.

You can tell by the way she's laughing.]

Man, there has got to be a way to save video on here...

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[haori]

[So cruel, Anko-san.]

A-Ah, I'd rather there not.

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[peach-kabobs.livejournal.com]

[/keywords] Oh dear...

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[haori]

[Also keywords.]

Indeed. Do not worry abut me, Hinamori-fukutaichou, I'll...get out of here somehow.

[books-n-battle.livejournal.com]

*Just a sec, registering what he just saw, then...that 'snrk' is probably the closest you've ever heard Jr. come to laughing.*

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[haori]

I'm glad you are amused.

[bunny_flower]

... Ukitake-taichou ?

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[haori]

[Hahahaaaaa. Nothing to see here, Unohana-taichou.]

I appear to have been the victim of a friendly prank.

[hyuugahime]

U-Ukitake-san !

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[haori]

Hyuuga-san. I assure you I am quite all right.

[shouldergami.livejournal.com]

[CLAPCLAPCLAP!]

Ooh this thingie's a camera too!

[PICTURESNAP. REPEATEDLY.]

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[haori]

[OH HELL NO.]

Ku-Kusajishi-fukutaichou!