Cough 054 - [Accidental Video...again]

[haori]

[It is a normal morning, even with the ever-pesky PCD suddenly capturing a private, though mundane, moment.  Ukitake is in bed, his hair spilling over bare shoulders and arms as he slowly rouses.

Of course, as soon as he starts moving, even so slightly, another figure appears behind him, shaggy blond hair giving away the identity.  Urahara nuzzles his neck once, then stills.  Ukitake then smiles and hums, snuggling a little into the warmth at his back as he blinks his eyes open.  Yes, it is a good, normal morning.

And then realization dawns.

Brown eyes open wide and Ukitake takes in a sharp breath.  Oh.  Shit.

Noticing his bed partner awake, Urahara leans up a little more and whispers into Ukitake's ear.]

Good morning~♥

[Choking out a squeak, Ukitake's arms fly toward the edge of the bed, trying to escape because this is wholly inappropriate! but is held back by a strong arm around his waist.

How.  In the world.  Did he end up in this situation?]

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[haori]

[He shudders. Why is he shuddering? This is all wrong.

And after a moment, he peeks under the covers to discover-

Yep. Nothing there except what should be covered. He buries his face into the pillow.]

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Another chuckle before Urahara shifts behind him, pressing closer... in order to reach over and turn off the PCD of course.]}

There's no need to be shy, Jyuushirou-san~

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[haori]

[Oh goodness, he can feel everything, stop that.]

No. No, there is every reason.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Why? You certainly weren't last night~!

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[haori]

[...Oh Kami-sama, they did. Maybe he can smother himself in this pillow.]

We were still married last night.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Have a light kiss to the back your neck, he just couldn't resist.]}

And quite an enjoyable marriage it was too~

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[haori]

[Another shudder. Urahara knows where he is weak to affection now. Which, while his body enjoys it greatly, it is bad news for Ukitake's mind.]

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[There's another chuckle before Urahara pulls back just slightly, his arm now draped on Ukitake's waist instead of holding him close. It's a show of silent respect for the man, giving him a choice instead of just seducing him as he could have possibly done.]}

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[haori]

[Ukitake doesn't move for a few moments, but is thankful for Urahara backing off. There are so many pieces of his mind to pick up at the moment and he doesn't quite know where to start.

He pushes himself up onto his elbows for starters, though, his hair falling around his face, effectively keeping the rest of the world from his eyes.]

...I apologize for overreacting, Urahara-san.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Urahara merely rolls onto his back, looking perfectly undisturbed as he waves a dismissive hand at the apology.]}

I'm sure that yours won't be the most drastic reaction today.

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[haori]

[Ukitake slowly tucks enough hair behind his ear so he can see Urahara clearly. He wishes he could be so calm.]

I can imagine.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[Have a small smile.]}

I imagine there will be several types: those who are horrified, those who are embarrassed, those who are angry, those who are sad, those who will avoid, those who refuse to let it change anything... and those who see no need to keep it limited to that week only.

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[haori]

[Ukitake listens and nods to most of those, knowing he himself is already a little horrified and embarrassed, but not angry. Sad, yes, but maybe only avoid it out of embarrassment, and...

His eyes widen slightly.]

You're trying to tell me something.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

I enjoyed myself.

_{[He rolls onto his side and leans over to kiss Ukitake, softly, gently and ending it with a playful nip.]}

And I certainly wouldn't mind enjoying myself again~

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[haori]

[That kiss, mixed with the words, causes Ukitake to blush deeply, bowing his head.]

You flatter me, Urahara-san.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

I'm merely telling the truth, Jyuushirou-san~

_{[Aaaaaaand... tossing back the covers to get out of bed now. Completely naked.]}

But I suppose I should let you think over that first, shouldn't I?

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[haori]

[Looking away from that nakedness, but tugging the sheet up over himself a little more.]

It does help to have both parties willing.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Oh, I assure you~

_{[Slipping into the clothes now and looking over. Eying, really.]}

I enjoy it when you're willing~!

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[haori]

[Too many thoughts racing and multiplying in his mind. And Urahara is openly hitting on him. Ukitake is far too calm for all this.]

I had noticed.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

_{[There's a hum, and now fully-clothed, Urahara strides over to Ukitake's side of the bed, that fan sliding under Ukitake's chin and tilting the other man's head up so that the shopkeeper can steal yet another kiss.]}

I would have been very sad had you not.

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[haori]

[Damnit, Urahara, he really likes that.]

...If you keep that up, you'll catch your death.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Contagious? Funny how Unohana-taichou never mentioned it even though we were thought to have been married for a while.

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[haori]

She told me to avoid mouth-to-mouth contact as much as possible before...

[Before Rinoa. He hadn't listened well then, either.]

But I am not contagious.

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[mere_shopkeeper]

Then there's nothing to worry about, is there~?

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[haori]

I still wait for the day when something goes terribly wrong and an innocent person shares my tragedy.